stop and stare

Question : What do u do when a very very ugly and old huana uncle with a brain and a head, but no grey matter whatsoever in it, BANGED ur chair with his chair, stare at u, bang it again, and sit down behind u, just because he thinks u're sitting too far out?

A. Turn behind, pull his bloody songkok out of his head and smash his head against the wall. Again. And again. And again. And again. Oops there's nothing left already.
B. Turn behind, look at his fugly back, turn in front, take my mee, turn behind, tap his back, and when he turns, smaack the plate of mee on his ugly face, and turn back in front.
C. Act like nothing happen, but keep throwing pieces of food from ur plate of mee to the back every 15 seconds.
D. Act like nothing happened at first, but when u're ready to leave, u stand up, puuuush ur chair back so that it knocks his chair real hard, and when he looks up, stare at him, and walk away.

My answer : All of the above.        ( in my dreams )

My real answer : D