January 31, 2011

Dusts are annoying, because...


YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THEM.



They are annoying when they're dry, because they fly everywhere and you can't get them in the dust pan. 

They are annoying when they're wet, because they become lumps and stick everywhere, then you have to wait till it's dry then you can sweep them (again). 

They are annoying in the air, because they make you sneeze.

They are annoying on ground, because... YOU HAVE TO CLEAN THEM.


People (or only me) should have carpets in their house. Where you don't have to sweep using a broom or clean using a mop dusts. Just use the brilliant invention called the VACUUM CLEANER oyeah i love that machine loads muah muah muah.

But living in an Asian family, in Asia (duh), where it's hot (and humid) almost all the time, carpets aren't popular. And we Asians do not wear shoes in the house (though i do wear home slippers most of the time nowadays). When relatives or anyone nosy and noisy comes over, shit like this happens :

Someone : *tapping their bare foot on the floor* tap tap tap
Me : *shoots a death glare at them, hoping that they can sense it although they are scrutinizing the floor*
Someone : Eh... Your floor very sticky lah.
Me : *ignoring them although i wish to say "THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR LEG IS DIRTY"*
Mommy : Ooooh. I'm very busy nowadays, and no one is there to help me clean.
FYI, that is so not freaking true okay! Unless i'm studying (:
Someone : Aiyooooh, Fiona aaaaah, you should be helping our since you're at home... *and the crap continues*
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Anyway by now you guys would've guessed that this post is the after effect of having to sweep + mop with clear water + mop with cleaning solution + sweep (again) for 2 hours plus because people will be visiting and there are superstitious old people (including mommy) present who do not like the idea of cleaning the house during CNY right (:

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