September 22, 2009

20 things i don't get

1. bags like these.











i refer them as the 'plastic bags'. u won't even see me touching these bags even till the day i die :)

2. people wearing statement shirts and can't explain what do they mean when being asked.
COM'ON la,buy something u understand, or don't touch them at all, alright? it only shows how shallow u are.

3. "You got play friendster/facebook/msn ah? Add me!!!!" to random people.
in the first place, where does the word 'play' friendster/facebook/msn came from??? *rolls eyes*
and to people u don't even know their names. haha.

4. Cam Whores
Wikipedia explains it all :

A cam whore (sometimes cam-whore or cam-slut)[1] is an individual who performs sexual services on the Internet with webcam software in exchange for money or goods, usually by a fixed per minute fee or by encouraging viewers to purchase items on their wish lists or add to their online accounts.[2] While the label is usually considered derogatory and insulting,[3] it is also used by these people to describe themselves, occasionally in a self-deprecating manner.

The term "cam whore" is also used to refer to individuals who post pictures or videos of themselves on the Internet to gain attention. The term disparages those who post pictures of themselves at inappropriate times or places, and usually implies self-absorption. This second usage of the term, deriding vanity and histrionics, is overtaking the prior, more intuitive definition. It is usually synonymous with attention whore.

5. t-shirts with pierced babies on them.

having this on ur t-shirt, isn't it super creepy? and it's SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO out-dated already, please guys. even if it's in the trend, i wouldn't even dream of touching a t-shirt like this.

babies are such cute n angelic beings, why put them in a form that will creep someone out? i really don't get 'em.




6. short heels
i never wear ANY heel less than 3 inches. anything lower will make u look weird,esp with short legs. if u have long legs, wear flats. if u have short legs, wear stilettos, or else u will look stunted wearing kiddy heels.

7. u're sick and u tell the whole world about it.
u post it on friendster's shout out, facebook's status, msn's private message, u make a blog out of it, i'm sorry. i just don't get it. u want sympathy from people or u just wanna hear "awwwww.. i'm sad to hear that", then go get a voice recorder, record it from people and hear it everytime u're sick,ok?

8. u can't live without a partner
when u have a bf/gf, u go around "WHAAAATTT??? u don't have a bf/gf????", but when u broke up, "i love single life.. enjoying it alot now" =====> WTF!!!!!!

9. people who can't stop complaining about waiter/waitresses or the service of somewhere.
hey, if u complain so damn much, why not u go serve customers that don't smile or treat u well when they're giving orders, and expect u to smile back like a freaking retard?? give them a break, will ya?
(NO, i haven't been a waitress before, just my 2 cents)

10. those so-called 'taiwanese' style people wears these days.
polka dots leggings, horribly torn t-shirt, green/red/yellow/orange and black stripes shirt/singlets, overly torn jeans and worn so low that i can see ur anus line, weirdly shaped tank tops that shows that u are nothing but a scronny and FLAT chic/dude.... i just don't get 'em. they claimed it is taiwanese/hong kong/I DUNNO WHERE 's fashion, but i just don't see people from those countries looking as horrible as they do.

11. people who gets or wants to get the latest gadgets or stuff, but they don't know a shit about them.
if u get the latest iPod nano or iPhone 3G, at least do the gadget some justice, go and do ur own research about it, and know the name of ur gadget, for goodness sake!! don't just say "i dunno what model is this, my bro/sis/whoever just got this for me n i use it.

12. speaking english all the time is "lan si" (cocky)
try going to the internet and not knowing how to read english. it's the freaking lingua franca alright.

13. INDESCRIBABLE hairstyles.

cover-one-eye
a little over the eyes is ok, but this?
*speechless*











multi-coloured hair
*gulp* HELPPP










14. this pose

i can NEVER get this pose. *gawk*












15. conservative Islamic parties in Malaysia and superstar's concerts.
yeah, showing some clevage and skin while doing a performance on stage is 'unclean' acts. see where it got Beyonce, Gwen Stefani, and Avril Lavigne. and u guys are stuck being NO ONE

16. parents and going out late.
gender descrimination gets on my nerves easily. guys can go out till 4am while girls have to be home before 12am? ridiculous and preposterous.

17. couples that are strangers.
nowadays more and more couples are forming, but they only communicate through the Short Messaging System (SMS), or else, nothing. when they see each other, they act like they don't know each other and walk away. yeah, this will get u far, people.

18. What's your hobby? Online.
u say ur hobby is going online, when in fact u don't even have internet connection. do u even know the definition of hobby? u spend most of ur time doing that particular stuff, now THAT'S hobby. fair enough, if u say u go to cc VERY often(like the whole day), but isn't that realy playing DOTA, or online games? if u 'play' facebook often, say going on facebook is ur hobby, not online-ing!! wrong usage of terms, my dear friends.

19. mat rempits
no offense, but BOY DO THEY DESERVE TO GET INTO AN ACCIDENT. they go so fast, swerving in and out of vehicles, and go in a huge group. once they BANG into something, i won't say i'm grieving. and the pipes they put that causes SUCH AN ANNOYANCE, vibrates very vigorously, i would say. i sure hope their balls are doing them good in future.

20. (last but not least) AH BENGS AND AH LIANS
yeah, i know u have ur own sense of style and code of conduct. go resolve everything with the volume of ur voice and tilt ur chin up when u speak. it's okay, all they do is just PISS.ME.OFF. yeah i hate 'em, and they hate me too. *shrugs*

1 comment:

Shilpa J said...

08.06.14 04:17
Shilpa was here. Stalking at its best.